How I ended up in jail

So all of a sudden I get a funny smell that comes across my nose, it wasn't a pleasant smell like my moms pancakes in the morning it smelled more like armpits and fart. So I get up pacing back and fourth in my cell I feel things moving around in my pocket. As I reach in my pocket I find five things. One of those things was a was a bloody tissue, so I panic and start to search my body for any cuts or bruises but I didn't have any so I was a little confused, the second thing that I pull out is a receipt from chik-fil-a so I must have got hungry and went to go get food, the third thing I pull out of my pocket is a ticket from the dry cleaners, the fourth thing that I pull out of my pocket was a phone number but for some reason I cant remember who's number it is, so when they give me my phone call that's the number that im gonna call to see if they know anything about the night before, finally the fifth thing that I pull out of my pocket is a piece of gum don't know why a piece of gum. So a couple of hours go by and they give me my phone call, so I call that number that was in my pocket and my mother picks up the phone, so I ask her what happened and she explains everything to me. Apparently I got into a fight with some dude who came up to her and grab her but when I told her I didn't have any bruises she told me that he didn't even hit me and that I just plain out whooped his ass and the reason I had the bloody tissue was because I got to worked up in the moment, and the reason that I had the dry cleaner ticket and the chik-fil-a receipt was because we had just just got done eating and dropping off clothes. The only reason the police brought me to jail was because I wasn't cooperating because of how mad I was so they brought me to calm me down for the night. After my mother explained everything she said that she will be on her way to pick me up.